The genesis of the Top Ten Christian Pick-Up Lines was the student banquet at Talbot School of Theology during my stad up days. The Top Ten Christian Pick-Up Lines is completely original material. Please ask permission if you wish to use this material in any presentation. Here is my gift to those struggling with Christian dating.
by Alan Ng, Copyright 1992.
10. Excuse me, is this pew taken?
9. Haven’t we prayed together before?
8. I know Dr. Dobson personally.
7. I’ve got a burning in my bosom for you.
6. I’ve prayed about it and God wants you to go out with me.
5. Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David?
4. I’m not like those other (insert your church name here) guys.
3. I don’t speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
2. Hey baby, you wanna take the church van for a spin.
1. What’s a nice Pentecostal girl like you, doing in a Conservative Baptist church like this?
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monetarily from the use of this list. Sorry, to have to put this in here,but I've been burned before.