I just found out that the person who wrote the rules on political debate is only six years old.
Now, the word “optics” is a thing. I’m still trying to figure out the “conversation.”
I love new Trump grammar. So far, “big” can be used as an adverb and “tremendous” is now a noun.
Do you remember when a “witch hunt” used to be a bad thing and the “McCarthy hearings” was considered a bad thing?
So, what you’re telling me is that if I can make the chastity belt look fashionable and told an impassioned story of female empowerment, women will start wearing them again? Not buying it.
After the results of the 2016 Presidential Election were announced, the Canadian Parliament unanimously voted to build a wall along the world’s longest unprotected border preventing U.S. citizens from illegally entering the Great White North. The law passed just shortly after Canada’s immigration website crashed due to an unbearable influx of server requests. Due to a loophole found in the NAFTA treaty, the United States will pay for the construction of the wall.
“The country of Canada was under the impression that if Donald Trump won the U.S. Presidential Election, only the country’s ‘A-List’ celebrities would immigrate to Canada,” questions Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. “Instead, 100% of new immigration applications are coming from internet bloggers, YouTube stars, magicians, and improvisers. Absolutely the worst the United States has to offer. It would be a tremendous disaster!”
The Trump Presidency was taken down by three pieces of candy. Donald Trumps Jr attempted to simplify the Syrian refugee problem with a single meme:
While the meaning of the analogy seemed pretty clear, we are in an election season and no one wants to let anyone off the hood. Not even Skittles themselves. The candy company absolutely destroyed the Trump campaign and any chance it had of winning with this tweet.
Boom! Game Over! Call It a Day! Why Continue! Bam!