Who Am I?
That's the answer the question that everybody wants answered. Who
is Alan Ng? And most importantly, Why does anyone care? Because
I have no life and this page is the only thing that keeps me going.
Please read and love the Alan Ng. For the Alan Ng will bring you joy
and happiness.
This is my opportunity to truly be an insignificant figure on this monster
we call the World Wide Web. I invite you to hop aboard this speeding
bullet we call Alan Ng .
Vital Stats
- Age: 36
- Height: 6' 1"
- Shirt Size: 16 1/2" 35/36
- Pant Size: Inseam-36, Waist-36
- IQ: 200 (primarily because I'm Chinese)
- Weight: 200lbs (fat is in the eye of the beholder...and in
my gut).
- Turn-Ons: Fluffy Bunnies, World Peace, Neatly Trimmed Armpits.
- Turn-Offs: Ingrown Toenails, Ebola, People with Eleven Fingers.
- Occupation: Professional Comedian at
the National Comedy Theatre in San Diego.
- Marital Status: Married to the most wonderful person in the
world. Sorry ladies, I've retired from my swingin' single life!
- Children: A Wonderful Daughter Lexy (OK, I'm a sap)
Movies I Liked
My Thoughts and Random Blogs
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