Who is Alan Ng? And most importantly, Why does anyone care? Because I have no life and this page is the only thing that keeps me going. Please read and love the Alan Ng. For the Alan Ng will bring you joy and happiness.
I invite you to get to know - Alan Ng the Poker Player, Alan Ng the Professional Comedian, Alan Ng the Photographer, Alan Ng the Disney Fanatic, and Alan Ng the World Traveler.
Recent Additions
- My Pal Al TV is Online - I'm playing around with this, but it's online Web Programming. I'm able to provide you my favorite TV shows and Video Clips and you can view them from my website. Enjoy.
- Why I Hate Praise Music - Why I Hate Praise Music I really dislike praise music. The more I hear it, the more it bothers me. It's so hard to worship today than I did in my early years as a Christian. Two events this past we
- Hillary the Monster - I haven't written in a while. Mainly because I'm incredibly busy. I'm hoping to do a little more now that theres a real battle between Obama and Hillary. Today Baraks advisor resigns because she
Vital Statistics
- Birth Day: August 6
- Height: 6' 1"
- Shirt Size: 16 1/2" 35/36
- Pant Size: Inseam-36, Waist-36
- IQ: 200 (primarily because I'm Chinese)
- Weight: 200lbs (fat is in the eye of the beholder...and in my gut).
- Turn-Ons: Fluffy Bunnies, World Peace, Neatly Trimmed Armpits.
- Turn-Offs: Ingrown Toenails, Ebola, People with Eleven Fingers.
- Occupation: Professional Comedian at the National Comedy Theatre in San Diego.
- Marital Status: Married to the most wonderful person in the world. Sorry ladies, I've retired from my swingin' single life!
- Children: A Wonderful Daughter Lexy (OK, I'm a sap)