Who is Alan Ng? And most importantly, Why does anyone care? Because I have no life and this page is the only thing that keeps me going. Please read and love the Alan Ng. For the Alan Ng will bring you joy and happiness.
I invite you to get to know - Alan Ng the Poker Player, Alan Ng the Professional Comedian, Alan Ng the Photographer, Alan Ng the Disney Fanatic, and Alan Ng the World Traveler.
Recent Additions
- Today's Tweets for 11/20/08 - General Tweets MyPalAl checked in @ Golden Gate Fortune Cookies (10:14 AM) (BriteKite) Laurie and the Fortune Cookie (10:16 AM) (BriteKite) mypalal: Laurie and the Fortune Cookie - Photo: http:
- Today's Tweets for 11/19/08 - General Tweets mypalal: is up at 7:00 a.m. recoving from the party. I was up late from the sodas that I drank. (8:12 AM) (Twitter) Pushing Daisies: Fred Willard Brings His Magic - Todays News: Ou
- Today's Tweets for 11/18/08 - General Tweets MyPalAl checked in @ San Francisco Marriott (8:13 AM) (BriteKite) Breakfast is much better today. Nice clean plate. (8:16 AM) (BriteKite) Must stay awake... (9:30 AM) (BriteKite)
Vital Statistics
- Birth Day: August 6
- Height: 6' 1"
- Shirt Size: 16 1/2" 35/36
- Pant Size: Inseam-36, Waist-36
- IQ: 200 (primarily because I'm Chinese)
- Weight: 200lbs (fat is in the eye of the beholder...and in my gut).
- Turn-Ons: Fluffy Bunnies, World Peace, Neatly Trimmed Armpits.
- Turn-Offs: Ingrown Toenails, Ebola, People with Eleven Fingers.
- Occupation: Professional Comedian at the National Comedy Theatre in San Diego.
- Marital Status: Married to the most wonderful person in the world. Sorry ladies, I've retired from my swingin' single life!
- Children: A Wonderful Daughter Lexy (OK, I'm a sap)