Who is Alan Ng? And most importantly, Why does anyone care? Because I have no life and this page is the only thing that keeps me going. Please read and love the Alan Ng. For the Alan Ng will bring you joy and happiness.
I invite you to get to know - Alan Ng the Poker Player, Alan Ng the Professional Comedian, Alan Ng the Photographer, Alan Ng the Disney Fanatic, and Alan Ng the World Traveler.
Recent Additions
- Conversations with My Daughter 2 - OK, this one is pure torture to me. The kid and I are coming home after shopping at Walmart and Sams Club. Its a 20 minute drive home. I decided to buy some cheese for the kid and a bag of Ruffles
- Conversations with My Daughter - OK, everyone hates these cute-things-my-kid does stories, but here we go: The Kid: Daddy, Tee-Vee Me: What do you want to watch? The Kid: Blu-blu Me: You mean "Blues Clues" The Kid: Yeah...Blu-blu M
- Today is the First Day of the Rest of My Life - No better way to say this that just to say it. I've been let go. Discharged. Nixed. Axed. Shown the Door. Got my pink slip. Yes, I've joined the ranks of the millions of unemployed Americans in the
Vital Statistics
- Birth Day: August 6
- Height: 6' 1"
- Shirt Size: 16 1/2" 35/36
- Pant Size: Inseam-36, Waist-36
- IQ: 200 (primarily because I'm Chinese)
- Weight: 200lbs (fat is in the eye of the beholder...and in my gut).
- Turn-Ons: Fluffy Bunnies, World Peace, Neatly Trimmed Armpits.
- Turn-Offs: Ingrown Toenails, Ebola, People with Eleven Fingers.
- Occupation: Professional Comedian at the National Comedy Theatre in San Diego.
- Marital Status: Married to the most wonderful person in the world. Sorry ladies, I've retired from my swingin' single life!
- Children: A Wonderful Daughter Lexy (OK, I'm a sap)