Who is Alan Ng? And most importantly, Why does anyone care? Because I have no life and this page is the only thing that keeps me going. Please read and love the Alan Ng. For the Alan Ng will bring you joy and happiness.
I invite you to get to know - Alan Ng the Poker Player, Alan Ng the Professional Comedian, Alan Ng the Photographer, Alan Ng the Disney Fanatic, and Alan Ng the World Traveler.
Recent Additions
- Double Standard: Helen Thomas and Israel - Another entry in the Double Standard. How is it that Democrats get a free pass on Anti-Semitic comments? What Conservative could get away with making the same statement as Helen Thomas. "Get the hel
- Wrapping My Head Around Lost - So here is my understanding of what Lost was all about. There's this island. It's a special island that lives and breathes through a series of intense electromagnetic wells. At the center of the
- Conversations with My Daughter 2 - OK, this one is pure torture to me. The kid and I are coming home after shopping at Walmart and Sams Club. Its a 20 minute drive home. I decided to buy some cheese for the kid and a bag of Ruffles
Vital Statistics
- Birth Day: August 6
- Height: 6' 1"
- Shirt Size: 16 1/2" 35/36
- Pant Size: Inseam-36, Waist-36
- IQ: 200 (primarily because I'm Chinese)
- Weight: 200lbs (fat is in the eye of the beholder...and in my gut).
- Turn-Ons: Fluffy Bunnies, World Peace, Neatly Trimmed Armpits.
- Turn-Offs: Ingrown Toenails, Ebola, People with Eleven Fingers.
- Occupation: Professional Comedian at the National Comedy Theatre in San Diego.
- Marital Status: Married to the most wonderful person in the world. Sorry ladies, I've retired from my swingin' single life!
- Children: A Wonderful Daughter Lexy (OK, I'm a sap)