Who is Alan Ng? And most importantly, Why does anyone care? Because I have no life and this page is the only thing that keeps me going. Please read and love the Alan Ng. For the Alan Ng will bring you joy and happiness.
I invite you to get to know - Alan Ng the Poker Player, Alan Ng the Professional Comedian, Alan Ng the Photographer, Alan Ng the Disney Fanatic, and Alan Ng the World Traveler.
Recent Additions
- Making Fast Work of Jury Duty - I got called into jury duty today. They were kind enough to let me travel cross town to Newport Beach and make me be there by 8:15. Thanks guys, not only do I have to travel far but now I have t
- Back to Blogging - What Have I Been Up To? - Like many of my past blog posts, I've stated that I want to get back to blogging more. I won't make that promise because I'll probably wait another year be blogging again. Let me take a momen
- My Disappointment with Justice League no.1 - OK. I'll admit it. I'm a Marvel guy. I read comics books when I was Junior High and stopped reading in the late 80's when I went away to college. Now that I'm older, I decided to get back in
Vital Statistics
- Birth Day: August 6
- Height: 6' 1"
- Shirt Size: 16 1/2" 35/36
- Pant Size: Inseam-36, Waist-36
- IQ: 200 (primarily because I'm Chinese)
- Weight: 200lbs (fat is in the eye of the beholder...and in my gut).
- Turn-Ons: Fluffy Bunnies, World Peace, Neatly Trimmed Armpits.
- Turn-Offs: Ingrown Toenails, Ebola, People with Eleven Fingers.
- Occupation: Professional Comedian at the National Comedy Theatre in San Diego.
- Marital Status: Married to the most wonderful person in the world. Sorry ladies, I've retired from my swingin' single life!
- Children: A Wonderful Daughter Lexy (OK, I'm a sap)