Grammy Gods Need to Be Appeased

Kanye West is music’s John the Baptist. He is the worst single voice in the wilderness. He proclaims the truth on the biggest stages on Earth.

I felt bad for Beck. It was not his fault that he had to be nominated alongside Beyoncé. By some arbitrary farcical rule, there must be at least five nominees in every category. This can be confusing to the average voter. Thank you, Kanye for pointing out the one dares dethrone the queen. I can forgive Beck to a point, but the audacity to actually walk off the stage and not bequeath the award to Beyoncé is sacrilegious.

“Beck needs to respect artistry and he should’ve given his award to Beyoncé,” declares Kanye. Let’s consider this for a moment. Beck knows he’s a fraud, but rather than worship the Queen, who gave him inspiration and the gift of music, he instead accepts a hollow honor.

“I just know that the Grammys, if they want real artists to keep coming back, they need to stop playing with us” spoken from the wise Kanye. The Grammy Awards telecast is an antiquated concept. Why can’t we take one night every year and celebrate the perfection that is Beyoncé. Artist from all genres and from around the world come together and worship at the feet of Beyoncé. They converge in gratitude for allowing “those people” to make music. That’s why we love her.

“Because when you keep on diminishing art and not respecting the craft and smacking people in their face after they deliver monumental feats of music, you’re disrespectful to inspiration,” exclaims an embittered West. Truer words have never been spoken. Can you image complaining to God that you don’t like a blue sky or green grass? Why bring Beyoncé to an awards show and not lavish her with rightful praise. It’s clear that the Grammys and awards shows like it, are not only out of touch with the public, who buys Beyoncé music but out of touch with divinity too.